Captain
Player: Andrew Howland
You want to know about the Captain? Yeah, I knows him. I knows him better then any man else could say - and I don't even know the half of it. Let's see... Captain Sidarious ( he pronounces it see-dah-roos) stands about 5'9",he likes 'tah dress in a motley assortment of whatever he lays his hands on, and would cut a dashing figure if it was anybody but him. He's been a merchant sailor, a story weaver, fortune teller, cloud reader, has been advisor to men and beasts alike, and enjoys a good conversation with a pretty lass. He's a mercenary by nature, with a heart of ....well, some precious metal or other. He is an amateur scholar and cultural historian, and I heard a chef of little renown. He enjoys his luck holding out and holding his liquer, though both never really seem to happen. As he always says, "Life is far too serious a thing to be taken seriously."